What the fuck is up bitches? It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Real life caught up with me, as I was busy getting married, going on my honeymoon and settling into my new life. Don’t judge me.

Anyway, it’s time to get back down to business. This week I picked up two awesome games for the Vita, a couple little numbers you might recognize. Those titles include Rogue Legacy and Disgaea 4: A Promise Revisited. I’m currently hacking and slashing my way through them – Disgaea a little more strategically (wink, wink), but as soon as I’m finished I’ll throw up a Vulgamification for each. If you didn’t already know, that’s my version of a game review.

I’m looking forward to getting back into the swing of things so if you happen to be here reading this, well then welcome back – to you just as well as myself. Although, it seems pretty fucking stupid to welcome myself back to my own site, so that’s why I extended the greeting to you instead.

In the words of Porky Pig: I’m out bitches.