I had the privilege of writing game content for a video game. I know, I can’t believe someone hired me either. Of course, I was only one of many writers on the team, but I promise I wrote some pretty cool shit.
The game is finally available, and it’s pretty badass. Unfortunately, it’s only playable on Android devices at the moment (4.0 and up). We’re preparing to release an iOS port and a PC version sometime in the near future. I don’t have any release dates for you folks, so you’ll just have to be patient. I know, I know it really sucks. Sorry.
I really was part of the team, my name is in the credits and everything. Don’t believe me? Go check it out!
Oh, and I also designed the website too which is pretty snazzy so go admire my handiwork while you wait for the game assets to download.