Vulgamer

So, I have a newborn and I haven’t had the time to move around and hit Pokestops or catch new Pokemon – don’t judge me. But I absolutely love playing Pokemon Go.

You can imagine my dilemma.

Naturally, I set out to find a way to play the game without actually leaving my home – or my daughter’s side.

I have no desire to be crazy and travel to Europe or anything. I just want to hit a couple Pokestops nearby, so I don’t have to pay $5 every time I run out of Pokeballs.

You know exactly what I’m talking about, don’t lie.